Uh oh… did someone say NEW ‘Boy & Bear’?
1. The “Episode One” One
Dear Outstanding New six-part TV series called twentysomething,
I know you don’t start until September 6, on ABC2 at 9pm, but having been blessed enough to see a few of your eps, I was compelled to tell you how I’m feeling.
It shits me that people may bandy around terms like “bias” and “helping out friends” and “sleeping with one of the cast” and “gorgeous” when I say what I’m about to, but I must do it regardless, because I authentically love this show.
Here we go:
twentysomething, you are a terrifically original, genuinely funny, spectacularly well-written and wonderfully acted series.
Your glimmering, scene-theiving star, the sassy, delicious, rabble-rousing redhead fox, JESS HARRIS, is not only exceptionally engaging to watch, but also created, wrote and produced the dingin’ thing, along with her adorable co-star, co-creator and co-producer Mr JOSH SCHMIDT.
But Miss HARRIS… I mean, what a talent! What a minx! What a diamond! Snap her up, Hollywood, you ridiculous oafs - she is the funniest woman you’ll ever have the good fortune and thrill of meeting! If you meet her, that is! Which you should!
You are relatable, relevant and real, your story is brimming with fresh and fantastically comic moments, but elegantly balanced with depth and heart, too. Also, the Billy character, played by the handsome HAMISH BLAKE, is fabulous. I wouldn’t be surprised if he scores a role on Neighbours after his heartfelt, hunky performance.
But don’t just take my words for it, dummy! Here’s what the pre-press has to say:
“I laughed and laughed! What a terrifically witty show!” Zoe’s mouth and breathing apparatus and vocal chords.
“I’ll be honest, I kind of wanted to look a lot better after seeing Jess look so beautiful each scene.” Zoe’s hair and makeup.
“Fuck. I wish I’d written an amazingly clever TV show like this.” Zoe’s brain.
“Whooooa… who’s that Billy adonis? What a dreamboat!” Zoe’s heart.
“This show is going to smash it. Only a complete moron wouldn’t find this fun, and funny and adorable. It might start off ‘under the radar,’ but it will become a monstrous success.” Zoe’s marketing sensibility.
“Enough tappity-tap-tap! Feed me at once, you insipid wench!” Zoe’s stomach.
Obviously you’ve already been pretty well-recieved, but this is only the nose of the crocodile.
See you September 6, you gorgeous, vibrant rascal!
From your friend,
Zoe
Source: zoefoster
Ryan Shelton: For One Minute Only
So, a little while ago i made 15 one minute podcasts.
Well, 14 audio minutes and 1 video minute to be precise. Each one more pointless than the last.
Hope you like it. Or even kinda like it.
Source: imremembering
The Good The Bad and The Woody by Karl Altstaetter
Source: goldenmovieman
The ongoing and seemingly neverending battle between Superman and ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage continues on my desk.
I feel ‘Macho Man’ has the upper hand… his arms can actually move!
In the wise words of some girl you hated at High School…
“OMG, aren’t those like, mini meatball burger things or something?!”
Yes. Yes they are.
Twas a mere fourteen words, but twas still a waste of my fucking time - Me
